Friday, December 31, 2010

At MG road !!!

Hi forum,

I have an important work to do but all that can wait...:-P.

New years eve annan MG road le spend pannan but enna vishayam na I was roaming around MG road from 10.30am to 12.30 am..Oru 12 hours advanced :-)..Nevertheless it was bustling with traffic...more specifically good looking traffic ;)..Am not talking about the foreigners..Am talking about my own "Indian cousin sisters"...'Adhu epdi dan kanimozhi (pun intended) , kayal vizhi ellam inga vandha odane ipdi maarraangalo' (mind voice)..Since I had formed a "nalla payyan" image, I quickly cleared the spot and keeping my gaze fixed straight like a horse with restrains , continued my walk to ABCD bank. ABCD is my ex-banker and to fully honor the 'ex' status, I needed to close the account. So in short, I was going to close my ABCD account...Its almost a 2km walk from Life-Style to MG road ABCD. So I was all sweaty and messy..I was expecting an audience similar to CBE branch..:-)..It was a total antithesis. Nothing or no one was out of place.I am not very good at descriptions..But all I can say is with no extra effort, everyone looked great.. So I was the black sheep and not having an option (thanks to my scruffy hair), I went to Mrs.Oklooking.(Though there were Ms.Better and Ms.Better Better looking)...Anga customer care ku ellam Mr....employ panle...Not my fault...In fact andha second I had a thought if I should really close the account. But kadavul mela baaratha potu I proceeded thinking there would be a better collection ;) at UVWX , my new banker..:-P)..She guided me to Ms Goodlooking..Bear in mind I am still shabby..Ms GL gave me a token and asked me to sit..I was enjoying the sights and scenes for a good 10 mins and the AC had restored my good looks :-P..My turn came and went to Ms Great looking. After brief introductions,

Ms Greatlooking : So Srini, have you brought your cheque book?
me : No mam.
Ms : You can call me YYY. So is there balance in your a/c?
me : Yes..er Yes YYY
Ms : Without a cheque book you cannot close the a/c. Besides how do you intend to withdraw.
me : Oh..Is there a withdrawal form that I can use YYY?
Ms : Hmmm I am afraid not. You may have to come back again.
me : 'Ippo office pona meeting mokka podum...meeting a... Ms a..'
me : I was also about to ask if you give home loans YYY.
Ms : Hmmmm..But you said you were going to close your account. We give loans only to account holders. Is there anything else before we close?
me : 'Twist vechutaale..'. Hmmm ya I gave a cheque last week but it was returned due to signature mismatch. I can verify the signature now. Can you pass the cheque??
Ms : Hmmm ll take a request for signature change and the old cheque can be deposited. I believe we are done.
me :'aaha.... endha ball potaalum goal podraale....meeting..marandhudadhe'
me : Not yet..Just one clarification. I need cash urgently and its held up in your bank. Can I withdraw without a cheque book??
Ms : Yes that's possible. It might take some time.
me : 'Take all the time you want.' ..Ok..try to make it as quickly as possible. I have a meeting to attend. 'Reverese Psychology :-P..'

She came back after 15 mins..I signed 2 cheques and went to the teller to process my withdrawal. The person in the teller was also ..... looking and sent my cheque to her senior for approval. Andha appa tucker (first male I encountered in the bank) found a signature mismatch again and asked me to sign my old signature. Looking at Ms Greatlooking's expression , I felt she had been abased by some one.

me: I had used a similar signature(the one which is a mismatch) while depositing a cheque last month. How were you able to clear it then?? I have a xerox copy of the cheque..'I showed him the copy'..So are the rules different when money comes into your bank??
Mr Appa tucker : Err... That was not me...

I think Ms heard the conversation and I could see a smile in her face.

Finally I withdrew all the money and was about to leave.

Ms was talking to her friend near the door and I left the premises not looking at her.

When I went near the gate , she came out and called my name.

Ms : I am sorry for the inconvenience. Going by the rule book always doesn work with customers and Mr appa tucker doesnt understand that..

me : No problem..

Ms : Happy New year.

me : Happy New year. Bye.

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I dedicate this post to God.

PS..All my mind voices in '...'

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Aandavan Aaathma Aanmeegam

Hi forum,

Third post in 12 hours...

I have a work that I need to do urgently but all that can wait..:-P...(Naangalum busy dan....). This post is about an album called 'Aandavan Aathma Aanmeegam'...It's a brilliant hear conceived by Latha Rajnikanth. The prelude is a speech given by Rajnikanth. The album has 10 songs..The music is so inseparable from the situation of the song and lyrics that I was able to experience the joy of the singers and composer.. " Muthai tharu... " is an awesome composition. Its from thiruppugazh. In fact I was so affected by the rendition that I spent the whole of yesterday in learning the lyrics and the meaning and visualizing the scene..It made me so happy that I skipped lunch..Ivlo vishayam Thamizh literature le irukku nu I was awestruck. The composition is in andhaadhi metre which means the next phrase begins with the last syllable of previous phrase.

Actually how I came across this album is also a strange happening. I generally have the habit of chanting 'kandhar shashti kavacham' whenever I travel..Of late I have been missing..Yesterday as soon as I woke up, I started chanting 'Subramanya guru jothi aai unnul thondriduvaan....Vedantha ragasiyam veli aagum unnule...' from 'kandha guru kavacham' spontaneously...I dint mind it much and left to office...In office I was getting bored as I was waiting for my team lead and so started watching some videos in youtube...And again sambandame illama..TMS' Muthai tharu song flashed on the right pane...Thn I searched for 'muthai tharu' and this was the first video.

Other songs I listened are 'Kaithala nirai kani' and Rajni's speech..

The links are.

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12swxohHCxg"
"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbQZ01bscbk&feature=related"
"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr5-0O7_9mI"

I dedicate this post to God..

Dream come true

Hi forum, (copied from Ray Williamson Johnson :-))

This is my second post today..

As usual I was waiting in the canteen from 4pm for the 5pm shuttle..(Well for the first month at intel I used to take the 730 pm shuttle coz I used to come at 1030am..But with 1 month experience and also some solemn urging by a friend , I decided to 'enjoy my evenings and bangalore weather :-P' and hence decided to take the 5pm shuttle. Morning is always 10.30...If you dont sleep till 8 you are not enjoying bangalore weather..:-P.)..

I left the canteen at 4.55 pm and reached route 16 shuttle by 4.57pm..It started filling up and my shuttle mate sat beside me. He was on a call while boarding the shuttle and continued to be so...Not even the loud tumult of 32 Swaraj Mazda engines coming to life deterred him from hanging up..Seri ivan dan apadi nu suthi paatha , everyone was on a call except me...'Urangiyadhu podhum Phone a edu Srini ' nu mind voice..(From now on all mind voices in '...').

(Time : 5.10 pm)...Eduthen phona..'Kaalayil dhinamum kan vizhithu ennakku call pannum devathai amma'....Immediately called mom.."Indha tholai pesi en tharchamayam ubayogathil iruppadal siridhu neram kazhithu thodarbu kollavum"...This repeated in english and hindi...:-P.. 'Ammakum paatikkum cell phone kuduthadhu thappa pochu..Nxt time 10 Rs ku mela recharge poda koodadhu'...

(Time: 5.15pm)...Nxt I tried my cousin brother in Chennai...But this time the call got connected..Before I could say hello.."Dey naan oru meeting le irukken..Naaliki kooopadren...keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen"...Avan phone a cut pannadhu kooda enakku kashtama ille...but my shuttle mate who had just thn ended his long speech gave a sly smile which sounded...'Enna wrong numbera..Number correcta podu'..

(Time : 5.25pm)...My shuttle mate got a second call and I was in ucccha katta frustration..This time I wanted to be a bit more prudent in my choice. 'Vignesh..Vendaam..Srinath..Vendaam..Ajay...Vendaam.. Size...Ayyayo!!!! Un budhi en ipdi pogudhu...Arun pathi marandhe poche'...Udane called Arun...(Ippo Arun pathi solliye aaganum.....Arun...avvalavum moola..My project mate...Ever green(always available) in my gmail chat list :-P...Naanum evergreen in his chat list..Many a times we say this dialogue ..."Dey namma rendu paer mattum dan innum vettiya irukkom..Romba kaalama naan unkitta mattum dan chat panren and neeyum vice versa"...!!!!)..

"Hi da ..veetliya irukke?? Seri match enna aachu?? Jaychtaangala??.......Bsnl 3g connection epdi irukku....." etc nu poitrundudhu..Avanum edho naan try panrennu nu conversation le involve aanan...Oru maadiri nalla poitrundhudhu and I regained some lost pride..My shuttle mate had completed the call but I was still on line till I got an incoming alert... It was from an unknown number 'Indha Tata Docomo kaarangalukku vera velaye ille..Nerangetta nerathile....'..Konja nerathle rendu perukkum mokka potuchu and we disconnected...

Soon after that amma called and though I dint have the mood to scold her , for duties sake, I scolded her..I dunno why but suddenly out of context she asked me to wake up..Only thn did I realize that I had been dreaming all through and I had really scolded my mom who had called me in the morning..

The day I was dreaming was my first day at intel and all the events that I described happened today..:-)...It was a dream come true..:-)..


I dedicate this post to God...
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Its exactly 1 year and 1 day since I wrote my previous post..ManiRatnam style :-P (Sila per mind voice enakku ippave kekkudhu...Naan avlo periya appa tucker ille dan.... othukaren!!!!)...Seri romba mokka podaama straighta matterku varen..Indha 1 year le ekkachakamaana experiences... some pleasant.. and others not so pleasant..(Am not going to write an essay on that)...But each of the experiences refined me...Gradually. If the findings were to be expressed with brevity, "Dedication" is the word..Be fully aware of what is being done and dedicate the result to God.

I dedicate this post to God. :-)...