Bengaluru!!!!!

Whats up forum,

I have very important work to do but all that can wait....

This post for a change is dedicated to my bivouac, ('Ok..othukaren..Nee nenakaradhu nyayam dan..') "Bangalore"..(Inga final countdown background music play pannikonga)...

Seri, why I say that is because Bangalore is where,

Volvo buses are more crowded than normal buses (othukaren...copied (O.C))..

For a certain distance (typically 1 k.m) prices of auto-rickshaw (which even the rich fear to use in Chennai) is comparable or even less than the bus fare (Sondha observation (S.O))

Two buses going to the same destination race against each other , the first one being filled to the brim and the second one practically empty. (S.O)

Two buses of the same number ply in different routes..(500C for example)..And you are made a sinner if you board the wrong bus.

The waiting time at a bus stop is inversely related to the number of good looking people of the opposite gender. (General observation...works here too.)

Every other day , a bus runs over a security person or a stray dog trying to cross the road.

Guys are dressed in thick woollens but the girls wear sleeveless tops..whatever..(S.O).

In Chennai the seasons are "It's hot".."I am frying"..."Oops...I am dead"..
But here "I am working from office"..."I am working from home".."I am on a vacation".. (S.O)

A Dosa and a Pizza costs the same..(May be C.O)

Atleast 40 creatures of the homosapien species are packed into a Swaraj Mazda travelling at record speeds..(S.O)..One good way to reduce weight..

Getting Bangalored is not uncommon.(S.O)

Rs 2 is the least indivisible currency...Talks are being held by auto-drivers and bus-conductors to increase it to Rs 5. It is already being implemented in some places.(S.O)

Sophistication does not accompany affluence. (S.O).

I got my first experience of being food-poisoned.(Definitely S.O).